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You've seen her a thousand times in your fantasies, you just didn't know she was real ... or that her name was Sarita Natividad

So what is it about her that gets you? The messy hair and seductive eyes? The pouting lips with the underboob? Maybe it's the thumb-tucked pulling of the panties over a perfectly sculpted bottom? Whatever it is, you know you would give up your lunch money for a chance to taste her with your eyes.


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There Are Only Three Things You Really Need To Know About Sarita Natividad ...


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There Are Only Three Things You Really Need To Know About Sarita ...

The Sarita Natividad Premium Content Channel Is Without A Doubt, Absolutely Freaking Awesome!

A February 2020 Royal Pudding 'Truth In Advertising' Premium Content Channel Slogan Award Finalist

She can catch a trout, ride your lap like a mechanical bull in a biker bar and spew South Park quotes all at the same time - but if you think that's talent, you should see some of the outrageously wild and uncensored things she does half naked with a captive audience on her Premium Content Channel. And oh, by the way, if you happen to be a funny guy with a great ass that gets off on having a hotAF babe in control, she might give you three wishes - just be careful what you wish for...


The Sarita Natividad Premium Content Channel Is Without A Doubt, Absolutely Freaking Awesome!

A February 2020 Royal Pudding 'Truth In Advertising' Premium Content Channel Slogan Award Finalist

She can catch a trout, ride your lap like a mechanical bull in a biker bar and spew South Park quotes all at the same time - but if you think that's talent, you should see some of the outrageously wild and uncensored things she does half naked with a captive audience on her Premium Content Channel. And fyi, if you happen to be a funny guy with a great ass that gets off on having a hotAF babe in control, she might give you three wishes - just be careful what you wish for...


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If I could be man for a day, I'd spend the first 2 hours in front of a mirror doing the helicopter!

Sarita Natividad - Thursday night after 4 beers at the Strike & Spare

I was an all-star catcher in little league and it really toughened up my knees... I can prove it too!

Sarita Natividad - and now we're all worked up from the mental image

Well then, can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? 'Cause I like to be wined and dined after I've been... FUCKED!

Eric Cartman - South Park 2011 / Sarita Natividad - about 2 hours ago

I likes things fat and juicy and I like having my butt out..

Sarita Natividad - and we're praying those two things go together!

Don't feel bad, I made Chuck Norris say uncle!

Sarita Natividad - laughing at you while counting your lunch money

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If I could be man for a day, I'd spend the first 2 hours in front of a mirror doing the helicopter!

Sarita Natividad - Thursday night after 4 beers at the Strike & Spare


Well then, can we at least pull up here and get some dinner? 'Cause I like to be wined and dined after I've been... FUCKED!

Eric Cartman - South Park 2011 / Sarita Natividad - about 2 hours ago


I was an all-star catcher in little league and it really toughened up my knees... I can prove it too!

Sarita Natividad - and now we're all worked up from the mental image


I likes things fat and juicy and I like having my butt out..

Sarita Natividad - and we're praying those two things go together!


Don't feel bad, I made Chuck Norris say uncle!

Sarita Natividad - laughing at you while counting your lunch money



So you wake up on any given morning, stumble into the bathroom and BAM! Sarita gets out of bed and walks into the bathroom. The desire to brush your teeth suddenly flies out the window and you find yourself with a major itch to scratch.

It could happen - whenever you wanted it to.. Just hook up with Sarita's OnlyFans and she'll have you sneaking off to the bathroom, the closet or your car to scratch a new itch every day. Although, we don't recommend scratching itches in the car - but you get the idea.

Seriously, Sarita's powers of aphrodisia are so strong that Phizer may attempt to market her as a non-prescription alternative to Viagra.


So you wake up on any given morning, stumble into the bathroom and BAM! Sarita gets out of bed and walks into the bathroom. The desire to brush your teeth suddenly flies out the window and you find yourself with a major itch to scratch.

It could happen - whenever you wanted it to.. Just hook up with Sarita's OnlyFans and she'll have you sneaking off to the bathroom, the closet or your car to scratch a new itch every day. Although, we don't recommend scratching itches in the car - but you get the idea.

Seriously, Sarita's powers of aphrodisia are so strong that Phizer may attempt to market her as a non-prescription alternative to Viagra.